FIRST THING'S FIRST. YOU MADE IT HERE WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A BADASS BITCH SO, CONGRATS ON THAT. I WANTED TO CREATE THIS SPACE FOR FELLOW BADASS BITCHES TO EXPRESS THEIR WEIRD-ASS SELVES THROUGH THEIR STYLE. 

SO HERE WE ARE, SWADDLING THE BIRTH OF WOMAN CHILD; AN APPROPRIATELY OFFENSIVE LIFESTYLE BRAND THAT ALLOWS GROWN-ASS WOMEN LIKE YOU AND ME TO EXPLORE THE IMAGINATIVE WONDERS OF OUR USED-TO-BE-BUT-STILL-MOSTLY-THERE CHILDISH BRAINS.⁣

AS WOMEN CHILDREN, WE JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD F*CKING TIME. WE AREN’T PERFECT, BUT WE SURE AS HELL KNOW WHAT WE WANT, AND WE LOOK DAMN GOOD DOING THE THINGS WE DO.⁣

LADYLIKE? WHO’S THAT BITCH? WE CALL THE SHOTS AND DON’T GIVE A SH!T ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY… UNLESS IT’S A COMPLIMENT 🙃

THONGS AND BONGS. TATTOOS AND CRACKIN’ BREWS. GRAND THEFT AUTO AND PLAYIN THE LOTTO. SPORTS AND JORTS. CARTOONS AND…CRAB RANGOONS?⁣

WHATEVER, YOU GET IT. WELCOME 2 WOMAN CHILD💊🍄🌈👅💰🧠🔮🖕🏼